What a barbarian!
Justin Long admitted he once “s—t the bed” while his wife, Kate Bosworth, slept in it during a bad case of food poisoning on the couple’s vacation to Mexico.
“I was hooked up to an IV, and she was having to follow me to the bathroom with the thing,” Justin said on Tuesday’s episode of the “PIE with Kurt Sutter and Katey Sagal” podcast. “It was like ‘Dumb and Dumber.’ I was just, like, really comically unloading.”
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“At one point that night, I woke up, and — there’s no other way to say this, I can’t dance around it — I had s–t the bed,” he continued. “I had s–t the bed, and she was in the bed.”
Long went on to reveal that he had “all these fears” when he woke up and prepared to tell Bosworth about the incident.
Fortunately for the “Barbarian” star, Bosworth calmly told him, “Everything’s fine.”
“She was not judging, not making me feel weird, or bad, and I just felt so lucky, you know? I was s–tting my brains out, and she was looking at me lovingly, and I thought, ‘This is really romantic,'” he said.
“I thought about how much I loved her,” he continued. “I was like, ‘I just love this person, I’m so grateful to this person.'”
“I could count on one hand how many times she’s had a judgmental approach to something that I was doing. But I saw her watch me get into bed, back into bed, into the same bed, onto my side. I was avoiding the spot, but I was still getting back into my filth.”
“And she looked at me and she said, ‘What are you doing?'” he went on. “I said, ‘I’m just getting back in bed. And she said, ‘Don’t do that. Go on my side.'”
Long married Bosworth in May 2023 after a year of dating.
In January, the “Dodgeball” actor hinted at having kids with the actress as he celebrated her 41st birthday with a heartfelt message on Instagram.
“One day our kids might ask me ‘Dad, why did you write sappy things about Mom on that old Instagram app? The one you won’t let us use?’” he wrote.
“And I’ve been so blessed to have experienced so many fun, wondrous things in this life – things for which I’ll never be able to properly express my gratitude – but of all those joys, touching your Mom and making her smile are my favorites,” the actor continued.
