He’s got the Goldilocks of penises.
Pete Davidson finally divulged the size of his bulge when he stopped by “The Breakfast Club” Thursday.
While discussing how he landed on the title of his new series, “Bupkis” — which tells “a heightened, fictionalized version” of the comedian’s real life — host Charlamagne tha God asked whether an ode to his member was ever considered.
“I don’t understand. It’s really not that special,” a bashful Davidson, 29, replied. “It’s a very normal-sized penis.”
“It’s not too big or too small,” he went on, essentially calling the organ’s dimensions just right.
“It’s big enough to enjoy and not big enough for it to hurt, is what I was told,” added the “Saturday Night Live” alum, who will be making his big return on May 6 to host for the first time.
Filled with visible regret for bringing up the topic, Charlamagne, 44, quickly pivoted.
The masses have been obsessed with what Davidson is packing since his ex-fiancée, Ariana Grande, claimed his penis was “like 10 inches” long.
Even after they parted ways in October 2018, the pop star, also 29, alluded to the funnyman being “HUUUUGE” in the music video for her “Mean Girls”-themed breakup anthem, “Thank U, Next.”
“Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis?” Davidson joked during a stand-up show the following January. “So that every girl who sees my d–k for the rest of my life is disappointed?”
One woman who didn’t seem too let down by Pete’s D was Kim Kardashian, who dated the Staten Island native for nine months last year.
In fact, the reality star-turned-business mogul, 42, admitted that Davidson’s rumored “BDE [big d–k energy]” is what initially drew her to him.
Even Kardashian’s pseudo-brother-in-law, Scott Disick, had heard the rumblings, as he once publicly referred to her then-boyfriend as a “tripod,” which Urban Dictionary defines as “a man with a penis so big, it is interpreted as a third leg, resembling a tripod.”
The Skins founder also gushed over the pair’s steamy sex life as cameras rolled for her family’s Hulu series, “The Kardashians.”
