Lala Kent will not be taking Tom Schwartz up on his request to hug Tom Sandoval.
After Schwartz pleaded with “Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen” viewers Wednesday to embrace Sandoval if they cross paths with the embattled “Vanderpump Rules” star in public, Kent told her Instagram followers she would rather “atomic wedgie … his ass.”
The “Give Them Lala” author continued in a video on her Story, “We’re punching him straight in the d–k.”
When Kent asked her mom whether she agreed, Lisa Burningham said off-camera that she did not support “everyone” getting hit — but “maybe just Sandoval.”
In a separate video, Kent, 32, slammed Schwartz, 40, for his “buffoonery” in standing by Sandoval, also 40, after the cover band frontman cheated on Ariana Madix with Raquel Leviss for months.
“Every time I sit here and say, ‘I’m over Scandoval. I don’t want to see it anymore,’ one of those f–king people just meets another level of buffoonery,” she said.
“And here I am. Here I am having to school more motherf–kers on life,” Kent continued. “What Schwartz said has made me need to smack my vape 500 times, and I can’t f–king find it!”
Schwartz’s ex-wife, Katie Maloney, had a similar reaction to his “WWHL” interview, in which he said Sandoval was “down bad” and needed support amid intense backlash.
“You’re the only one that wants to hug him dude,” she tweeted. “READ THE ROOM!!!”
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Maloney, 36, went on to address Schwartz on her Instagram Story, telling him to get “media training” instead of saying “whatever lands in [his] head.”
In Schwartz’s first appearance on the late-night Bravo talk show since Scandoval first made headlines in March, the Bravolebrity admitted he knew about his BFF and business partner having what he believed to be a “one-night stand” with Leviss, 28, in August 2022.
Schwartz added that he did not find out about Sandoval being “in love” with the former pageant queen until January.
After blaming Sandoval’s dalliance on ADHD and a “midlife crisis,” Schwartz compared Leviss to “heroin.”
As for the duo’s chances as a couple, Schwartz admitted he is not hopeful.
“It’ll be a miracle if they make it,” he said. “They care so much about each other, but it’s become toxic, and I don’t know if it’s sustainable.”
“Vanderpump Rules” airs Wednesdays at 9 p.m. ET on Bravo.
