Confident, not cocky.
Sonja Morgan applauded herself for being a trendsetter when it comes to men – seeing as her friends seem to become interested in them right after she pursues them.
“Everyone goes out with my men afterwards, because I’m like the ‘Good Housekeeping’ seal of approval. I’m the c–k curator,” the reality star said in a confessional on Sunday’s episode of “Welcome to Crappie Lake.”
“People know once I’m with a man, that they’re worth going [after].”
The “Real Housewives of New York City” alum, 59, added that in the future, it’d be great if her friends could “just wait until I’m done, OK, please.”
Morgan made the remark after “Welcome to Crappie Lake” co-star Luann de Lesseps began to flirt with Billy Richard – a trucker she had an all-night rendezvous with in Benton, Illinois.
The two BFFs went for a mudding adventure with Richard and his friend Jared Kirkendoll. Morgan gave Richard a hug after he won a tug-of-war trucking contest with Kirkendoll.
But de Lesseps, 58, found the hug less than impressive, so she went in right after Morgan and gave Richard a quick kiss on the lips.
“What’s that? I mean, I can do better than that,” de Lesseps said, before pointing to her lips for Richard to peck.
Morgan previously raved about her romp with Richard, telling de Lesseps that he was able to get her “pipes cleaned.”
“I can’t even talk. I mean, usually I’m tapping for more,” Morgan gushed after their night together. “This guy was … [all in]. And again and again and again. I was like, ‘Holy f–k!’ I got my pipes cleaned.”
Meanwhile, de Lesseps couldn’t help but remind Morgan that she “let her have that one” after meeting Richard at a dive bar.
“OK, Lu. Guess what? He was stuck to me like white on rice, OK?” Morgan argued.
“I didn’t see him asking Luann, ‘Would you like a ride home?’ No, he just took my arm. He’s like, ‘I’ll give you a ride back.’”
Unfortunately for Morgan, she didn’t realize at the time of the entanglement that Richard was actually not from Benton and was only visiting for a weekend.
“I’m never gonna see him again, and I’ve got five weeks ahead of me with no d[–k] – what? I picked the wrong one,” Morgan spilled in a confessional.
“Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake” airs Sundays at 10 p.m. ET on Bravo.
