Someone might have to call the cops over these comments.
Christopher Meloni went naked — from the knees up, anyway — for a “sexy” new sock commercial for Tommie Copper, leaving “Law & Order” fans hot and bothered.
“Hey. Come a little closer. I want you to experience the magic that’s underneath these sheets,” the 62-year-old actor teases at the start of the clip while lounging in bed.
“I’m gonna show you my giant … socks,” he added, kicking one foot out from under the covers to reveal a striped pair.
Meloni then showed off several more sock styles — and his flexibility — while whipping up some eggs in the kitchen, his nether regions covered with some strategic blurring.
“It’s better than being naked,” he raved of the socks. “Why? Because naked only comes in one color.”
After Meloni posted the spicy ad on Instagram Monday, thirsty followers descended in droves.
“Round of applause for these companies continuing to make ads with Chris nude,” one commented, referring to the actor’s similarly stripped-down Peloton ad from last summer.
“Whoever blurred those buns, should lose their job!” another wrote, while a third asked, “Should i feel shame for how many times I’ve watched this?”
Other top comments included “Wreck me like four bald tires on black ice, daddy,” “They DEFINITELY understand their audience. #SOLD” and, “Pretty sure this is how geriatric pregnancy happens.”
Even Old Navy got in on the fun, commenting, “daddy??????”
“old navy social media manager accidentally posted from the company account,” someone quipped in response.
In October, the “Oz” actor told People he’s embracing his “zaddy” status.
“It’s a gas. It’s fun. I don’t know, has anyone else been crowned zaddy? once it’s bestowed upon you, you have to just ride that horse as long as you can,” Meloni joked.
It looks like his zaddy crown is here to stay — even if his clothes aren’t.
