Luann de Lesseps and Sonja Morgan have balls.
The “Real Housewives of New York City” OGs attend a “testicle festival” — where the Countess dares to eat some! — in the wild trailer for their new reality show, “Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake.”
“I don’t want to have testicle breath now, you know?” de Lesseps, 58, tells Morgan, 59, after bravely taking a bite.
“That’s disgusting,” Morgan replies as she watches her friend spray some breath freshener into her mouth.
Making an appearance at the festival is one of many jobs the Bravolebrities are tasked with in Benton, Ill.
De Lesseps and Morgan hope to bring the rural town back to life after it took a hit during the COVID-19 pandemic.
“COVID has effected Benton in a lot of ways,” one local says, while another notes, “We have two celebrities coming into town and they are so excited to help the town.”
During a meeting with the mayor, the city girls are told they will be responsible for building a new park, celebrating Christmas in July, increasing tourism, upgrading the animal shelter and executing an end-of-summer performance.
“We’re never afraid to get our hands dirty,” Morgan says.
And she’s not lying. The ladies dive in a lake for catfish, clean rancid motel rooms, ride monster trucks and play in the mud as they navigate a rugged life miles away from their chic Manhattan digs.
“I’m not going to blurt out, ‘WTF,’ because that’s what I’m thinking,” Morgan says in preview.
Amid their grueling duties, the socialites make time to have fun — even with handsome locals. “Did you have sex?” de Lesseps asks Morgan, who bluntly responds, “Holy f—k, I got my pipes cleaned!”
Elsewhere, the women appear to both have crushes on a man named Billy. “So this guy Billy, that’s my kind of man,” Morgan says over a clip of de Lesseps kissing the guy in question.
But de Lesseps’ smooch with Billy doesn’t derail Morgan from her flirtatious endeavors.
“I’m going to have sex because I’ve got five victims right here,” she says during a car ride with de Lesseps.
Toward the end of the sneak peek, Paula Abdul makes a surprise cameo. The legendary singer and choreographer seemingly pops in to help de Lesseps and Morgan with their special end-of-summer show, as they wanted to “pull out the big guns” to increase ticket sales.
“How is it with the town being introduced to you two?!” Abdul, 60, asks, acknowledging de Lesseps and Morgan’s larger-than-life personalities.
Despite the chaos they brought to Benton in the summer of 2022, the women seemed to ultimately win over locals with their unique charm.
“I found out real quick that they’re a lot different than what I seen [sic] step off the airplane,” one man says in the preview of his fondness for the two.
De Lesseps and Morgan’s next adventure will be to St. Barts, where they are set to film “Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy” with Ramona Singer, Dorinda Medley, Kelly Bensimon and Kristen Taekman. The Peacock spinoff has yet to receive a premiere date.
“Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake” debuts with back-to-back half-hour episodes Sunday, July 9, at 9 p.m. ET on Bravo.
The series will move to its regular time slot beginning Sunday, July 16, at 10 p.m. ET following the Season 14 premiere of the retooled “Real Housewives of New York City.”
