I am NOT looking for anything online interactive! HOWEVER if you have coke can thick I'll happily enjoy watching you... And if you're so thick you hurt the girls, maybe more...
Turn ons:
Body hair!!! Girth. Verbal noise, dominance as Assertiveness (not . If you don't see the difference, don't bother)
Turn offs:
Beer belly - Sorry but two fat people just don't reach.Shaved genitals. Real men have hair.