Words confound me due to being 20 hours into a very long day, brain is turning me into a goldfish trying to swim in aspic getting away from a duck, and whatever pornhub doesn't like being said is apparently in my brain. Observe and make your own observations. Please.
Turn ons:
Thanks for being interested, but due to a lack of desire to expend the emotional energy answering that question in the context you are expecting, I'll invite you to watch my behaviours and let me know what you think my turn-ons are.
Turn offs:
Uh. I know what this is asking but I just don't feel like answering that question either. Instead of an invite, I'll give you a warning. I am not a huge fan of responding to messages and uploading takes so much energy I'm going to skip
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